Generally lighthearted posts about humorous topics.
Since around spring of 2019, I have been regularly contributing to the Christian/Conservative satire website, The Babylon Bee. Friends and family often ask which ones were by me (often guessing incorrectly). While it’s flattering when people ask me, “Hey did you write this one? It’s hilarious!” …The truth is that I’m surrounded by absolute comedic…
Do you consider yourself to be a bonafide pro-choice individual? Use this handy flow-chart to find out!
If you want to send a message that reaches more than just the people who already agree with you, do it with a good story. People will put up with a message they don’t agree with if the story and execution is good enough.
Recently, I was invited to be a guest on a Clean Comedy Podcast, called The Ramen Noodle. It was my first time joining as a guest on someone else’s podcast, and it was a lot of fun. Due to a misunderstanding on my part, I realized last minute that I was supposed to share a…
My preferred worship location is on a hill before a dramatic sunset that transforms me into a faceless silhouette with my arms lifted high to the heavens. But that’s just me.
My wife is out of town for mother’s day, and is spending the day at MY mom’s house, so I wrote this song for both of them. Feel free to share it with the mothers in your life. Here are the Lyrics: Chorus 1: Happy Mother’s Day to the mother that I married and also…
This is a devotional I wrote for the weekly email for my company’s Christian Diversity Network Association, based on a topic I covered in a previous blog called Superstitianity. In the interest of padding my blog, I am posting a slightly modified version here: “You shall not take the name of the LORD…
Here are a few comical reviews I have written for products on Amazon. These reviews can still be viewed on Amazon.
I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from having any basic form of parental intuition. As a result, when my infant began crying, I had no way of determining whether it was due to the fact that I hadn’t fed him in the last 12 hours, the fact that he’d been carrying a full diaper around for the past three days (the diaper box SAYS “for 15 lbs,” but don’t believe it!), or if he was simply bothered by our doomed economy as a result of Obama’s socialist agenda.